| A | A for 'orses | 'ay for 'orses |
| B | B for Mutton | Beef or Mutton |
| C | C for Miles | See for Miles |
| D | D for Dumb | Deaf or Dumb |
| E | E for Brick | 'eave a Brick |
| F | F for Vescence | Effervescence |
| G | G for Police | Chief of Police |
| H | H for Bless You | Aitsshfa! A Sneeze |
| I | I for The Engine | Ivor the Engine |
| J | J for Oranges | Jaffa Oranges |
| K | K for Restaurant | Cafe or Restaurant |
| L | L for Leather | 'ell for Leather |
| M | M for Sis | Emphasis |
| N | N for a Penny | In for a Penny |
| W | O for the Garden Wall | Over the Garden Wall |
| P | P for a Penny | Pee for a Penny |
| Q | Q for a Bus | Queue for a Bus |
| R | R for Mo | 'alf a Mo |
| S | S for You | It's for You |
| T | T for Two | Tea for Two |
| U | U for Me | You for Me |
| W | W for the Winnings | Double You for the Winnings |
| X | X for Breakfast | Eggs for Breakfast |
| Y | Y for Husband | Wife for Husband |
| Z | Z for 'is 'at | 'is Head for 'is Hat |